What if?

I'm one of those people who is always wondering "what if?" What if people could float on ceilings like in Mary Poppins. What if a man could make himself look like a telephone pole. What if fairy-godmothers really lived in trailer parks. What if......fill in your own blank here. I've found the best way to indulge in "what ifs" is to write stories about them, the best part being every question can have hundreds of answers. So what are your "what ifs?" How have you answered them? I would truly enjoy reading your stories and poems, so post them here, and never stop wondering "what if?"